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00012Lip Balms: born to be wildPack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00126Lip Balms: guess where I'm tattooedPack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00127Lip Balms: because I'm the mother... that's whyPack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00211Lip Balms: I love not campingPack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00243Lip Balms: beauty: it's not just a job... it's an adventurePack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00276Lip Balms: "high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover itPack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00285Lip Balms: old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's assPack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00353Lip Balms: ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...Pack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00354Lip Balms: looking for trouble? look no further...Pack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00360Lip Balms: she could never remember which was better... ...safe? ...or sorry?Pack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00365Lip Balms: You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.Pack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00368Lip Balms: inner beauty is for amateursPack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00391Lip Balms: the key word is "alleged"Pack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00392Lip Balms: I have what one might call "special needs"Pack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00411Lip Balms: I believe the word you're searching for is "divine"Pack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00413Lip Balms: I should come with a warning labelPack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00470Lip Balms: did somebody say "open bar"?Pack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
00472Lip Balms: are you certain you want to interrupt my coffee break?Pack qty: 4 / $2.25ea
01002Magnets: Hurrah! At last I'm 40!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01003Magnets: Hurrah! At last I'm 50!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01012Magnets: born to be wildPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01021Magnets: bite mePack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01023Magnets: male refrigerator blindness claims another victimPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01041Magnets: WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01042Magnets: domestically disabledPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01044Magnets: I dreamed my whole house was clean...Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01046Magnets: you'll eat it... you'll eat it and like itPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01048Magnets: she had not yet decided whether to use her power for good... or for evilPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01057Magnets: my garden kicks assPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01081Magnets: make your own damn dinnerPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01102Magnets: another day in paradise...Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01126Magnets: guess where I'm tattooedPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01127Magnets: because I'm the mother... that's whyPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01174Magnets: she could see no good reason to act her agePack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01181Magnets: I'm so happy it's happy hourPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01208Magnets: surely it must be five o'clock somewherePack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01211Magnets: I love not campingPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01276Magnets: "high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover itPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01285Magnets: old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's assPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01293Magnets: medicated and motivatedPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01310Magnets: the secret ingredient is resentmentPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01316Magnets: stop me before I volunteer againPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01335Magnets: say it with carbohydratesPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01349Magnets: funny... I don't recall asking for your opinionPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01353Magnets: ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01356Magnets: if by "happy" you mean trapped with no means of escape...? then yes, I'm happyPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01359Magnets: she was one cocktail away from proving his mother rightPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01365Magnets: You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01372Magnets: I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choicesPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01373Magnets: why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01374Magnets: martinis... they're not just for breakfast anymorePack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01396Magnets: we prefer the word "discomfort"Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01400Magnets: it's okay... I didn't want a real life anywayPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01410Magnets: oops! I spent the grocery money on shoes again...Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01413Magnets: I should come with a warning labelPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01418Magnets: ...and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The End. Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01422Magnets: if looks could kill women wouldn't need frying pans Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01423Magnets: a real friend will help you hide the bodyPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01434Magnets: and voila! margaritas for everyone!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01439Magnets: which twin has the STD?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01442Magnets: size mattersPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01446Magnets: lactose is just one of the many things I don't toleratePack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01453Magnets: what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01454Magnets: do I ever question your lifestyle?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01461Magnets: why don't you go Xerox your ass?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01462Magnets: whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotchPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01464Magnets: why, I'd be delighted to put my needs last againPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01465Magnets: I'm going to be the most popular girl in rehab!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01469Magnets: she couldn't even remember the last time she partied with adultsPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01470Magnets: "high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover itPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01475Magnets: choosy moms choose beerPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01476Magnets: do you think my sister means it when she says we need therapy?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01480Magnets: you're right! it does look like her Facebook picture!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01481Magnets: walk faster... the children are catching upPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01482Magnets: only four more hours 'til my next dose!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01483Magnets: the only thing left to polish off now is the ginPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01484Magnets: laundry! grocery shopping! carpool! and it's not even my birthday!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01485Magnets: yippee! I get to make dinner again tomorrow!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01487Magnets: gosh, Mom! I'd rather eat cat poo!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01488Magnets: where's the toy in this stupid happy meal?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01489Magnets: hurry up, Charlotte! my credit cards are about to expire!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01490Magnets: all dressed up with nothing to drinkPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01491Magnets: honey, this asks for your occupation... shall I just write "ball-buster"?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01492Magnets: ...because puppies never have affairs with their secretariesPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01493Magnets: this is going to look fabulous on my resume!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01494Magnets: ...and that's how the handsome prince worked himself into an early gravePack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01497Magnets: screw the budget!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01558Magnets: sign up for a life of drudgery and receive these free gifts!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01559Magnets: hmm... you say tomato... I say Bloody Mary!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01560Magnets: can I be a boy instead?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01561Magnets: I wish I were knittingPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01565Magnets: you have to start drinking pretty damn early if you want to stay wasted all dayPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01567Magnets: yes, we are lesbians... and no, you can't watchPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01568Magnets: what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, I'm making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starvePack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01569Magnets: oh Daddy! you're so much more fun after your third cocktail!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01570Magnets: we go together like drunk and disorderlyPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01571Magnets: hurry, dear... if you miss the bus you'll have to walk 'cause mommy can't drink and drivePack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01572Magnets: my lobotomy did wonders for my morale... no more crazy feminist talk from me!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01573Magnets: now remember, sweetheart... if you lose another lunchbox Mommy will have to sell you to piratesPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01574Magnets: Can someone call the Coast Guard? I believe I've dropped my Mai Tai. Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01575Magnets: hopes and dreams would only distract me from making these awesome casserolesPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01576Magnets: on second thought... let's get drunk and order pizza!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01584Magnets: WTF???Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01585Magnets: FYI... I never LOLPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01591Magnets: I quit smoking yesterday. It's going very well.Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01592Magnets: hmmm... I know I walked into this room for a reason...Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01595Magnets: see darling? Valium makes everything seem fun!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01596Magnets: whoever says you can't have it all hasn't met my lawyer!Pack qty: 6 / $6.00ea
01597Magnets: who says blondes have more fun?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01598Magnets: no...I do not think it's time to get dinner startedPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01599Magnets: funny... he took up so much more space on the sofa...Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01621Magnets: I truly amaze myself... this after five martinis!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01622Magnets: if you're going to kick ass, you need kickass shoesPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01623Magnets: there's a very fine line between medicated and over-medicatedPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01624Magnets: well, I never!!! or, at least, not recently...Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01625Magnets: I could just stand here and watch it depreciate all day!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01801Magnets: why am I sober?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01802Magnets: everyone needs a hobby, dear... mine is cocktailsPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01806Magnets: when I said "for poorer" you can't think I was seriousPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01807Magnets: she was certain that money could buy happiness if only he'd try harderPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01808Magnets: cocktail hour can do absolute wonders for office moralePack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01809Magnets: fortunately for him, she had just that minute lowered the barPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01810Magnets: it's not you, darling... it's your limited earning potentialPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01811Magnets: is it possible that I'm simply too attractive?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01812Magnets: whoever said that breaking up is hard to do had clearly never dated this bozoPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01813Magnets: if I had wanted to be ignored I would have bought a catPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01814Magnets: your honor, I plead not guilty by reason of being so damn good-lookingPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01815Magnets: so, men... it's official: we don't know a damn thing about womenPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01816Magnets: remember, son... the formula for success is 10% inspiration and 90% intoxicationPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01817Magnets: we've all decided to blame youPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01818Magnets: drinks after work? why wait that long?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01851Magnets: note to self... dump jackassPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01852Magnets: Ommmmm...Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01853Magnets: I can't afford to go on vacation so I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am anymorePack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01854Magnets: when I said I wanted a baby, dear, I didn't mean youPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01855Magnets: blondes may have more fun, but brunettes have more everything elsePack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01856Magnets: did somebody say "free gift with purchase"?Pack qty: 6 / $4.99ea
01857Magnets: all work and no play makes Jill homicidalPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01858Magnets: all men are created equal... interchangeable, evenPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01859Magnets: honey, fur isn't the only thing I fakePack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01860Magnets: the last thing I want to do is hurt you... but it's still on the listPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01861Magnets: umm... shall I file that under "P" for "pompous" or "J" for "jackass"?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
01862Magnets: honey? are credit card limits, like, set in stone?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
02000Display Packages: Nail File Display PackagePack qty: 1 / $60.00ea
02012Nail Files: born to be wildPack qty: 8 / $1.25ea
02074Nail Files: it's so involved being mePack qty: 8 / $1.25ea
02126Nail Files: guess where I'm tattooedPack qty: 8 / $1.25ea
02211Nail Files: I love not campingPack qty: 8 / $1.25ea
02241Nail Files: someone has to set a bad examplePack qty: 8 / $1.25ea
02285Nail Files: old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's assPack qty: 8 / $1.25ea
02316Nail Files: stop me before I volunteer againPack qty: 6 / $1.25ea
02368Nail Files: inner beauty is for amateursPack qty: 8 / $1.25ea
02579Nail Files: you know me... busy, busy!Pack qty: 8 / $1.25ea
03000Display Packages: Emery Board Display PackagePack qty: 1 / $162.00ea
03012Emery Boards: born to be wildPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03038Emery Boards: she had made yet another wise shopping decisionPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03126Emery Boards: guess where I'm tattooedPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03211Emery Boards: I love not campingPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03243Emery Boards: beauty: it's not just a job, it's an adventurePack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03276Emery Boards: "high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover itPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03285Emery Boards: old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's assPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03306Emery Boards: honey, you couldn't handle half of mePack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03316Emery Boards: stop me before I volunteer againPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03360Emery Boards: she could never remember which was better... ...safe? ...or sorry?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03365Emery Boards: You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03368Emery Boards: inner beauty is for amateursPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03392Emery Boards: I have what one might call "special needs"Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03400Emery Boards: it's okay... I didn't want a real life anywayPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03411Emery Boards: I believe the word you're searching for is "divine"Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03412Emery Boards: you mess with the kitty, you feel the clawsPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03413Emery Boards: I should come with a warning labelPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03435Emery Boards: I have so much... and yet I want more!Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03472Emery Boards: are you certain you want to interrupt my coffee break?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03811Emery Boards: is it possible that I'm simply too attractive?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03828Emery Boards: it's always fun until somebody breaks a nail...Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03829Emery Boards: I'd rather be getting my nails done...Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03830Emery Boards: when you never lift a finger you get lovely fingersPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03831Emery Boards: cheer up, dear... it's nothing a great manicure can't fixPack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
03832Emery Boards: look... I already told you I liked your manicure, okay?Pack qty: 6 / $2.25ea
04500Coasters: just let my conscience be our guidePack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
04501Coasters: You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
04502Coasters: why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
04503Coasters: the day was in dire need of a Ctrl+Alt+DeletePack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
04504Coasters: she was one cocktail away from proving his mother rightPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
04505Coasters: I love not campingPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
04506Coasters: golly! liquor is quicker!Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
04507Coasters: all I want is an umbrella in my drinkPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
04508Coasters: did somebody say "open bar"?Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
04509Coasters: do I ever question your lifestyle?Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
04833Coasters: why am I sober?Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
04835Coasters: drinks after work? why wait that long?Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
04836Coasters: breathalyze mePack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
05601Shot Glasses: the key word is "alleged"Pack qty: 3 / $9.95ea
05602Shot Glasses: born to be wildPack qty: 3 / $9.95ea
05603Shot Glasses: medicated and motivatedPack qty: 3 / $9.95ea
05604Shot Glasses: why yes, I am that kind of girlPack qty: 3 / $9.95ea
05605Shot Glasses: "high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover itPack qty: 3 / $9.95ea
05606Shot Glasses: old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's assPack qty: 3 / $9.95ea
05607Shot Glasses: breathalyze me!Pack qty: 3 / $9.95ea
07012Magnetic Postcards: born to be wildPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07102Magnetic Postcards: another day in paradise...Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07130Magnetic Postcards: all I want is an umbrella in my drinkPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07208Magnetic Postcards: surely it must be five o'clock somewherePack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07211Magnetic Postcards: I love not campingPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07285Magnetic Postcards: old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's assPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07327Magnetic Postcards: we all have our baggagePack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07353Magnetic Postcards: ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07365Magnetic Postcards: You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07442Magnetic Postcards: size mattersPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07450Magnetic Postcards: are we there yet?Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07454Magnetic Postcards: do we ever question your lifestyle?Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07457Magnetic Postcards: if by "having fun" you mean trapped with no means of escape...? then yes, we're having funPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07458Magnetic Postcards: the oven isn't the only thing I left turned onPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07460Magnetic Postcards: you're never too old... to try something stupidPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07470Magnetic Postcards: did somebody say "open bar"?Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07471Magnetic Postcards: someone is about to get herself voted off this islandPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07495Magnetic Postcards: mommy? are you sure it's okay to leave Grandpa tied to the dock?Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07496Magnetic Postcards: you were right, honey... this is a lot more fun than golf and beer with the guysPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07562Magnetic Postcards: honey, I'm already at my cruising altitudePack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07563Magnetic Postcards: prepare to be amazedPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07564Magnetic Postcards: ever wish you could shoot some people with more than just a camera?Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07565Magnetic Postcards: you have to start drinking pretty damn early if you want to stay wasted all dayPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07566Magnetic Postcards: it's like a mini bar with wings!Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07574Magnetic Postcards: Can someone call the Coast Guard? I believe I've dropped my Mai Tai.Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07578Magnetic Postcards: help! I'm on vacation, and I can't get up!Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07579Magnetic Postcards: you know me... busy, busy!Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07580Magnetic Postcards: I'm not married yet... I'm not married yet... I'm not married yet...Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07581Magnetic Postcards: I came... I shopped... I'm ready for a cocktail.Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07582Magnetic Postcards: same circus... different clownsPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07583Magnetic Postcards: ha, ha, very funny... now where are we really staying?Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
07587Magnetic Postcards: and that, my friends, is how you throw a frisbeePack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
08012Mini Tissues: born to be wildPack qty: 6 / $1.15ea
08041Mini Tissues: WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!Pack qty: 6 / $1.15ea
08044Mini Tissues: I dreamed my whole house was clean...Pack qty: 6 / $1.15ea
08074Mini Tissues: it's so involved being mePack qty: 6 / $1.15ea
08126Mini Tissues: guess where I'm tattooedPack qty: 6 / $1.15ea
08211Mini Tissues: I love not campingPack qty: 6 / $1.15ea
08241Mini Tissues: someone has to set a bad examplePack qty: 6 / $1.15ea
08285Mini Tissues: old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's assPack qty: 6 / $1.15ea
08299Mini Tissues: was she in love... or was it just allergies?Pack qty: 6 / $1.15ea
08316Mini Tissues: stop me before I volunteer againPack qty: 6 / $1.15ea
08368Mini Tissues: inner beauty is for amateursPack qty: 6 / $1.15ea
08579Mini Tissues: you know me... busy, busy!Pack qty: 6 / $1.15ea
19898Display Packages: TWIST Countertop Spinner Display PackagePack qty: 1 / $600.00ea
19899Display Packages: TWIST Flask & Coin Purse Display PackagePack qty: 1 / $319.80ea
19900Display Packages: Lip Balm Display JarPack qty: 1 / $108.00ea
19944Display Packages: Mini Notes Display PackagePack qty: 1 / $198.00ea
19958Display Packages: Flask Display PackagePack qty: 1 / $477.60ea
19962Display Packages: Coin Purse Display PackagePack qty: 1 / $162.00ea
19973Display Packages: Sticky Notes Display PackagePack qty: 1 / $140.40ea
19995Display Packages: Magnet Floor Spinner Display PackagePack qty: 1 / $733.00ea
19997Display Packages: Magnetic Postcard Spinner PackagePack qty: 1 / $222.20ea
19998Display Packages: Countertop Spinner Display PackagePack qty: 1 / $650.00ea
26081Magnetic Notepads: make your own damn dinnerPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
26127Magnetic Notepads: because I'm the mother... that's whyPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
26349Magnetic Notepads: funny... I don't recall asking for your opinionPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
26353Magnetic Notepads: ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
26410Magnetic Notepads: oops! I spent the grocery money on shoes again...Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
26422Magnetic Notepads: if looks could kill women wouldn't need frying pans Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
26434Magnetic Notepads: and voila! margaritas for everyone!Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
26464Magnetic Notepads: why, I'd be delighted to put my needs last againPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
26470Magnetic Notepads: did somebody say "open bar"?Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
26481Magnetic Notepads: walk faster... the children are catching upPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
26558Magnetic Notepads: sign up for a life of drudgery and receive these free gifts!Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
26559Magnetic Notepads: hmm... you say tomato... I say Bloody Mary!Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
26999Display Packages: Magnetic Notepad Display PackagePack qty: 1 / $99.00ea
32002-6Cards - Birthday: Hurrah! At last I'm 40!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32003-6Cards - Birthday: Hurrah! At last I'm 50!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32005-6Cards - Birthday: Hurrah! At last I'm 60!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32093-6Cards - Birthday: at last she had awakened from the nightmare of youthPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32161-6Cards - Birthday: honey, you couldn't pay me to be twentyPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32174-6Cards - Birthday: she could see no good reason to act her agePack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32231-6Cards - Birthday: farewell to youthPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32232-6Cards - Birthday: remember when you were young and gay?Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32233-6Cards - Birthday: remember when you were young and gay?Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32234-6Cards - Birthday: she was beginning to worry... did she look like a monkey? did she smell like one too?Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32235-6Cards - Birthday: she didn't see wrinkles... she saw characterPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32240-6Cards - Birthday: birthdays, she believed, were no time to exercise restraintPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32281-6Cards - Birthday: ...and best of all is the matching thongPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32285-6Cards - Birthday: old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's assPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32286-6Cards - Birthday: the birthday candles wouldn't be the only ones getting lit in the kitchenPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32335-6Cards - Birthday: say it with carbohydratesPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32337-6Cards - Birthday: she intended to have her mid-life crises early and oftenPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32340-6Cards - Birthday: birthdays can be a total bitchPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32349-6Cards - Birthday: funny... I don't recall asking for your opinionPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32353-6Cards - Birthday: ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32359-6Cards - Birthday: she was one cocktail away from proving his mother rightPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32365-6Cards - Birthday: You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32368-6Cards - Birthday: inner beauty is for amateursPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32374-6Cards - Birthday: martinis... they're not just for breakfast anymorePack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32424-6Cards - Birthday: from scratch? why yes... I scratched the label right off the bakery's boxPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32433-6Cards - Birthday: golly! liquor is quicker!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32434-6Cards - Birthday: and voila! margaritas for everyone!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32438-6Cards - Birthday: now be a dear and fetch mommy her flaskPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32446-6Cards - Birthday: lactose is just one of the many things I don't toleratePack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32453-6Cards - Birthday: what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32454-6Cards - Birthday: do I ever question your lifestyle?Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32460-6Cards - Birthday: you're never too old... to try something stupidPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32463-6Cards - Birthday: multi-tasking is for suckers!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32468-6Cards - Birthday: whose birthday? when?Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32469-6Cards - Birthday: she couldn't even remember the last time she partied with adultsPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32478-6Cards - Birthday: birthdays are a time for quiet introspection... and beerPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32480-6Cards - Birthday: you're right! it does look like her Facebook picture!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32484-6Cards - Birthday: laundry! grocery shopping! carpool!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32496-6Cards - Birthday: you were right, honey... this is a lot more fun than golf and beer with the guysPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32499-6Cards - Birthday: your birthday is no reason I shouldn't be the center of attentionPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32569-6Cards - Birthday: oh Daddy! you're so much more fun after your third cocktail!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32570-6Cards - Birthday: we go together like drunk and disorderlyPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32571-6Cards - Birthday: hurry, dear... if you miss the bus you'll have to walk 'cause mommy can't drink and drivePack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32584-6Cards - Birthday: WTF???Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32592-6Cards - Birthday: hmmm... I know I walked into this room for a reason...Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32593-6Cards - Birthday: why, you're not getting old, dear...Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32594-6Cards - Birthday: ...and she was like "no way!" and she was like "OMG!" and I was like "I know, right?" and she was like "really?" and I was like "totally!"Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32595-6Cards - Birthday: see darling? Valium makes everything seem fun!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
32803-6Cards - Birthday: what do you get for the girl who has everything?Pack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
32816-6Cards - Birthday: remember, son... the formula for success is 10% inspiration and 90% intoxicationPack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
32825-6Cards - Birthday: forget the moon... fly me to Vegas!Pack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
32826-6Cards - Birthday: did we forget the children at the baggage claim... again?Pack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
32839-6Cards - Birthday: he was hoping for a hung juryPack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
32840-6Cards - Birthday: I'd like to offer you moral support on your birthday...Pack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
32841-6Cards - Birthday: I've called this meeting to determine whether Ted here really looks like a monkeyPack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
32842-6Cards - Birthday: is it hot in here or is it just you?Pack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
32843-6Cards - Birthday: hold it, buddy... you gotta be naked to go in therePack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
32844-6Cards - Birthday: she suddenly realized she should have been more specific when blowing out her birthday candlesPack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
32845-6Cards - Birthday: hmmm... a bit young to qualify as "eccentric"... a little too old for "cute"...Pack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
32846-6Cards - Birthday: the secret to looking so young?Pack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
33260-6Cards- Wedding & Anniversary: the excitement never endsPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
33261-6Cards- Wedding & Anniversary: she was comforted by the knowledge that he was helpless without herPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
33262-6Cards- Wedding & Anniversary: they had practically invented "happily ever after"Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
33380-6Cards- Wedding & Anniversary: his smile said "I'll drive" - hers said "not a chance"Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
33416-6Cards- Wedding & Anniversary: errands...housecleaning...dinner at five...how does he do it?Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
33442-6Cards- Wedding & Anniversary: size mattersPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
35249-6Cards- Wedding & Anniversary: love... honor... and what?I?Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
35441-6Cards- Wedding & Anniversary: gay marriage? I'll drink to that!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37012-6Cards - Blank: born to be wildPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37041-6Cards - Blank: WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37042-6Cards - Blank: domestically disabledPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37044-6Cards - Blank: I dreamed my whole house was clean...Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37048-6Cards - Blank: she had not yet decided whether to use her power for good... or for evilPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37055-6Cards - Blank: frugal is such an ugly wordPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37057-6Cards - Blank: my garden kicks assPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37065-6Cards - Blank: has anyone seen my hormones?Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37117-6Cards - Blank: I feel a sin coming onPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37189-6Cards - Blank: it would, of course, have to look like an accidentPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37208-6Cards - Blank: surely it must be five o'clock somewherePack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37211-6Cards - Blank: I love not campingPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37241-6Cards - Blank: someone was going to have to set a bad examplePack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37258-6Cards - Blank: an attitude is a terrible thing to wastePack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37276-6Cards - Blank: "high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover itPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37293-6Cards - Blank: medicated and motivatedPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37316-6Cards - Blank: stop me before I volunteer againPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37360-6Cards - Blank: she could never remember which was better... ...safe? ...or sorry?Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37367-6Cards - Blank: the real "mystery" was why she had married his fat ass in the first placePack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37371-6Cards - Blank: whoever said "less is more" had probably never had quite enough "more"Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37372-6Cards - Blank: I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choicesPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37377-6Cards - Blank: now that he had bought the cow, the milk was going to be extraordinarily expensivePack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37396-6Cards - Blank: we prefer the word "discomfort"Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37400-6Cards - Blank: it's okay... I didn't want a real life anywayPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37404-6Cards - Blank: she couldn't remember... was it one teaspoon of arsenic or two?Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37418-6Cards - Blank: ...and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The End. Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37422-6Cards - Blank: if looks could kill women wouldn't need frying pans Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37423-6Cards - Blank: a real friend will help you hide the bodyPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37445-6Cards - Blank: I'll take mind-numbing chores over a fulfilling career any day!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37447-6Cards - Blank: nice! have you laid anything else recently?Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37464-6Cards - Blank: why, I'd be delighted to put my needs last againPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37465-6Cards - Blank: I'm going to be the most popular girl in rehab!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37470-6Cards - Blank: did somebody say "open bar"?Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37473-6Cards - Blank: if only Monday mornings were as easy as I am...Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37474-6Cards - Blank: we don't suffer fools gladly... but we do gladly make fools sufferPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37481-6Cards - Blank: walk faster... the children are catching upPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37482-6Cards - Blank: only four more hours 'til my next dose!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37483-6Cards - Blank: the only thing left to polish off now is the ginPack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37497-6Cards - Blank: screw the budget!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37558-6Cards - Blank: sign up for a life of drudgery and receive these free gifts!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37572-6Cards - Blank: my lobotomy did wonders for my morale... no more crazy feminist talk from me!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37579-6Cards - Blank: you know me... busy, busy!Pack qty: 1 / $7.50ea
37801-6Cards - Blank: why am I sober?Pack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
37802-6Cards - Blank: everyone needs a hobby, dear... mine is cocktailsPack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
37804-6Cards - Blank: sometimes it all seems so pointless... well, except for cocktailsPack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
37808-6Cards - Blank: cocktail hour can do absolute wonders for office moralePack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
37812-6Cards - Blank: whoever said that breaking up is hard to do had clearly never dated this bozoPack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
37813-6Cards - Blank: if I had wanted to be ignored I would have bought a catPack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
37815-6Cards - Blank: so, men... it's official: we don't know a damn thing about womenPack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
37818-6Cards - Blank: drinks after work? why wait that long?Pack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
37838-6Cards - Blank: and another thing... you are soooo unfriended!Pack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
37847-6Cards - Blank: she wasn't stubborn... she was right!Pack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
37848-6Cards - Blank: if I get you a nice gift... do I still have to say I'm sorry?Pack qty: 1 / $8.70ea
37849-6Cards - Blank: you've been thinking about me... haven't you?Pack qty: 0 / $8.70ea
44012Mini Notes: born to be wildPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
44041Mini Notes: WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
44211Mini Notes: I love not campingPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
44276Mini Notes: "high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover itPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
44285Mini Notes: old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's assPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
44293Mini Notes: medicated and motivatedPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
44318Mini Notes: her proudest achievement was staying blondePack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
44349Mini Notes: funny... I don't recall asking for your opinionPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
44350Mini Notes: together we will own your grandparentsPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
44354Mini Notes: looking for trouble? look no further...Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
44356Mini Notes: if by "happy" you mean trapped with no means of escape...? then yes, I'm happyPack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
44365Mini Notes: You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
44370Mini Notes: what part of "I'm hung over, go home" don't you understand?Pack qty: 6 / $2.75ea
52258Totes: an attitude is a terrible thing to wastePack qty: 4 / $4.95ea
52276Totes: "high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover itPack qty: 4 / $4.95ea
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52354Totes: looking for trouble? look no further...Pack qty: 4 / $4.95ea
52360Totes: she could never remember which was better... ...safe? ...or sorry?Pack qty: 4 / $4.95ea
52366Totes: why yes, I am that kind of girlPack qty: 4 / $4.95ea
52390Totes: just let my conscience be our guidePack qty: 4 / $4.95ea
52391Totes: the key word is "alleged"Pack qty: 4 / $4.95ea
53012Shoppers: born to be wildPack qty: 4 / $5.95ea
53041Shoppers: WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!Pack qty: 4 / $5.95ea
53044Shoppers: I dreamed my whole house was clean...Pack qty: 4 / $5.95ea
53046Shoppers: you'll eat it... you'll eat it and like itPack qty: 4 / $5.95ea
53057Shoppers: my garden kicks assPack qty: 4 / $5.95ea
53211Shoppers: I love not campingPack qty: 4 / $5.95ea
53310Shoppers: the secret ingredient is resentmentPack qty: 4 / $5.95ea
53335Shoppers: say it with carbohydratesPack qty: 4 / $5.95ea
53437Shoppers: don't fence me inPack qty: 4 / $5.95ea
58012Flasks: born to be wildPack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
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58208Flasks: surely it must be five o'clock somewherePack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
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58366Flasks: why yes, I am that kind of girlPack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58373Flasks: why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?Pack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58413Flasks: I should come with a warning labelPack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58433Flasks: golly! liquor is quicker!Pack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58453Flasks: what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?Pack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58465Flasks: I'm going to be the most popular girl in rehab!Pack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58470Flasks: did somebody say "open bar"?Pack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58565Flasks: you have to start drinking pretty damn early if you want to stay wasted all dayPack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
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58590Flasks: I'm so happy it's happy hourPack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58801Flasks: why am I sober?Pack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58802Flasks: everyone needs a hobby, dear... mine is drinkingPack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58803Flasks: what do you get for the girl who has everything? another cocktail, perhaps?Pack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58804Flasks: sometimes it all seems so pointless... well, except for cocktailsPack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58805Flasks: breathalyze mePack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58808Flasks: cocktail hour did absolute wonders for office moralePack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58818Flasks: drinks after work? why wait that long?Pack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
58853Flasks: I can't afford to go on vacation so I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am anymorePack qty: 4 / $9.95ea
61074Cosmetic Bags: it's so involved being mePack qty: 3 / $8.50ea
61211Cosmetic Bags: I love not campingPack qty: 3 / $8.50ea
61285Cosmetic Bags: old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's assPack qty: 3 / $8.50ea
61327Cosmetic Bags: we all have our baggagePack qty: 3 / $8.50ea
61365Cosmetic Bags: You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.Pack qty: 3 / $8.50ea
61498Cosmetic Bags: guess where I'm tattooedPack qty: 3 / $8.50ea
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61706Cosmetic Bags: good girls go to heaven... just take me to a five-star hotelPack qty: 3 / $8.50ea
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62038Coin Purses: she had made yet another wise shopping decisionPack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62244Coin Purses: of course it buys happinessPack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
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62289Coin Purses: hmm...what can I buy today?Pack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62365Coin Purses: You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.Pack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62387Coin Purses: frugal is such an ugly wordPack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62388Coin Purses: change is goodPack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62410Coin Purses: oops! I spent the grocery money on shoes again...Pack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62436Coin Purses: so many stores... so little cashPack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62481Coin Purses: walk faster... the children are catching upPack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62497Coin Purses: screw the budget!Pack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62705Coin Purses: good girls go to heaven... I just want to go shoppingPack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62806Coin Purses: when I said "for poorer" you can't think I was seriousPack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62807Coin Purses: she was certain that money could buy happiness if only he'd try harderPack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62819Coin Purses: a penny saved, if you ask me, is just plain stupidPack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62820Coin Purses: oh sweetie... I blew far more than just the budgetPack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62821Coin Purses: he had what it takes... so she took itPack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62823Coin Purses: flattery will get you nowhere... a Mercedes, on the other hand...Pack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
62856Coin Purses: did somebody say "free gift with purchase"?Pack qty: 3 / $9.99ea
62862Coin Purses: honey? are credit card limits, like, set in stone?Pack qty: 3 / $4.75ea
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66327Luggage Tags: we all have our baggagePack qty: 6 / $4.25ea
66365Luggage Tags: You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.Pack qty: 6 / $4.25ea
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66455Luggage Tags: think of me as "unexpected turbulence"Pack qty: 6 / $4.25ea
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66458Luggage Tags: the oven isn't the only thing I left turned onPack qty: 6 / $4.25ea
66459Luggage Tags: in the event of a water landing...bikini enclosedPack qty: 6 / $4.25ea
66460Luggage Tags: you're never too old... to try something stupidPack qty: 6 / $4.25ea
66470Luggage Tags: did somebody say "open bar"?Pack qty: 6 / $4.25ea
66550Luggage Tags: who are you calling an old bag?Pack qty: 6 / $4.25ea
66564Luggage Tags: ever wish you could shoot some people with more than just a camera?Pack qty: 6 / $4.25ea
66579Luggage Tags: you know me... busy, busy!Pack qty: 6 / $4.25ea
66700Luggage Tags: good girls go to heaven...I just need to get to ChicagoPack qty: 6 / $4.25ea
66701Luggage Tags: good girls go to heaven...I just need to get to AtlantaPack qty: 6 / $4.25ea
66702Luggage Tags: good girls go to heaven...I just need to get to LAXPack qty: 6 / $4.25ea
66824Luggage Tags: I'll follow you to the ends of the earth... but not to a Motel 6Pack qty: 6 / $4.75ea
66825Luggage Tags: forget the moon... fly me to Vegas!Pack qty: 6 / $4.75ea
66826Luggage Tags: did we forget the children at the baggage claim... again?Pack qty: 6 / $4.75ea
66827Luggage Tags: I promised to love and cherish... but I didn't promise to fly coachPack qty: 6 / $4.75ea
66850Luggage Tags: consider me a flight riskPack qty: 6 / $4.75ea
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68323Pill Boxes: make mine estrogenPack qty: 3 / $4.25ea
68352Pill Boxes: whatever had she done? and with whom?Pack qty: 3 / $4.25ea
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73062Sticky Notes: she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without herPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
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73208Sticky Notes: surely it must be five o'clock somewherePack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
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73293Sticky Notes: medicated and motivatedPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73300Sticky Notes: why yes, I am overqualifiedPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73301Sticky Notes: just file it under "who cares?"Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73302Sticky Notes: someone called...about something...Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73303Sticky Notes: all this and a paycheck too...Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73304Sticky Notes: can I retire now?Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73316Sticky Notes: stop me before I volunteer againPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73393Sticky Notes: #%&@*!!!!!!Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73394Sticky Notes: the day was in dire need of a Ctrl+Alt+DeletePack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73395Sticky Notes: had she really hit Reply to All?!?!?Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73430Sticky Notes: please call back when I give a damnPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73431Sticky Notes: ...and what are you wearing?Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73432Sticky Notes: I think you heard me the first timePack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73461Sticky Notes: why don't you go Xerox your ass?Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73472Sticky Notes: are you certain you want to interrupt my coffee break?Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73584Sticky Notes: WTF???Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73585Sticky Notes: FYI... I never LOLPack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
73586Sticky Notes: NIMJD!Pack qty: 6 / $1.95ea
78306NoteCases: honey, you couldn't handle half of mePack qty: 6 / $4.50ea
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78395NoteCases: had she really hit Reply to All?!?!?Pack qty: 6 / $4.50ea
79000Display Packages: Floaty Pen Display - PrepackedPack qty: 1 / $60.00ea
79012Floaty Pens: born to be wildPack qty: 4 / $2.50ea
79211Floaty Pens: I love not campingPack qty: 4 / $2.50ea
79302Floaty Pens: someone called...about something...Pack qty: 4 / $2.50ea
79365Floaty Pens: You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.Pack qty: 4 / $2.50ea
79497Floaty Pens: screw the budget!Pack qty: 4 / $2.50ea
79589Floaty Pens: why am I sober?Pack qty: 4 / $2.50ea
95157Boxed Holiday Cards: fortunately, she had remembered to stock up on Prozac before going home for the holidaysPack qty: 0 / $7.50ea
95342Boxed Holiday Cards: you saw mommy kissing no one, understand?Pack qty: 0 / $7.50ea
95427Boxed Holiday Cards: hell yeah, I've been naughty!Pack qty: 0 / $7.50ea
95428Boxed Holiday Cards: the mistletoe wasn't the only thing that was going to get hammeredPack qty: 0 / $7.50ea
95483Boxed Holiday Cards: the only thing left to polish off now is the eggnoggPack qty: 0 / $7.50ea
95553Boxed Holiday Cards: Jack Frost was really beginning to piss her offPack qty: 0 / $7.50ea
95554Boxed Holiday Cards: what the...? I specifically requested five golden ringsPack qty: 0 / $7.50ea
95556Boxed Holiday Cards: he gave new meaning to "dressing the turkey"Pack qty: 0 / $7.50ea
95557Boxed Holiday Cards: remember, sweetie... I'll be checking it twice... at least twicePack qty: 0 / $7.50ea
99899Display Packages: TWIST Card Spinner PackagePack qty: 1 / $268.80ea
99999Display Packages: Card Spinner Display PackagePack qty: 1 / $240.00ea
 
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