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if these walls could talk they’d probably just yawn

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yes, ladies, you can have it all! but bear in mind that most of it sucks

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not all who wander are lost… but some are

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It’s not spying if you’re holding a dust rag

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sure, I set a bad example… fortunately my kids pay no attention to me

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…and there were my keys right next to the jello mold

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can one of you darling children show Aunt Gigi where your parents hide the booze?

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30 Years of Laughter Scarf

30 Years of Laughter Scarf

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my psychopharmacologist kicks ass!

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they say the alcohol will cook off…so I say don’t cook it

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it has been my pleasure to ignore you

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walk softly and carry a big purse

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if men are from Mars let’s send some of them back

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food? sorry, hon… didn’t fit in the cooler

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if they can send a man to the moon I’m certain they can send a smart mouth teenager

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I’m the reason we can’t have nice things

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the voices in my head are all demanding drinks

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FYI… I never LOL

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FYI... I never LOL

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hurry, dear… if you miss the bus you’ll have to walk ’cause mommy can’t drink and drive

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Christmas Greeting

Boxed Holiday Cards

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I truly amaze myself… this after five martinis!

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A Merry Christmas

Boxed Holiday Cards

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I’ll try anything once… okay, twice…

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…and that’s how the handsome prince worked himself into an early grave

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