Birthday Cards (A2)

Celebrate birthdays with a smile and a wink. Our gorgeous cards feature full-color front and back with a spot of color inside. Printed with vegetable-based ink on FSC-Certified uncoated stock using 100% wind-generated electricity and sleeved with color envelopes. 4.25″W x 5.5″H.
honey, you couldn’t pay me to be twenty

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she decided to slip into something a little more comfortable…

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Hurrah! At last I’m 40!

Birthday Cards (A2)

Hurrah! At last I’m 40!

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Hurrah! At last I’m 50!

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Hurrah! At last I’m 50!

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has anyone seen my hormones?

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has anyone seen my hormones?

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at last she had awakened from the nightmare of youth

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You be Thelma. I’ll be Louise.

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You be Thelma. I’ll be Louise.

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from scratch? why yes… I scratched the label right off the bakery’s box

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she could see no good reason to act her age

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farewell to youth

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farewell to youth

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remember when you were young and gay?

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old enough to know better… too young to give a rat’s ass

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the birthday candles wouldn’t be the only ones getting lit in the kitchen

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you’re never too old… to try something stupid

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we go together like drunk and disorderly

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WTF???

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WTF???

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hmmm… I know I walked into this room for a reason…

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why, you’re not getting old, dear…

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if you’re going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes

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put on your life preserver… I’m about to rock the boat

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sure, the cake is good… … just not “I got a pony” good

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Father says I’m a disappointment. Mother says I’m fabulous.

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see? aren’t we both much happier when I’m happy?

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if the good die young… …honey, we just may live forever!

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sunshine on your face… fresh air in your lungs… best friend at your side…

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I’m not laughing on the inside either

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forever young…

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forever young…

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the secret to looking so young?

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the secret to looking so young?

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I know…you’re speechless, right?

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following the “if you can’t say something nice” rule proved to be more challenging than she had anticipated

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I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty mediocre at housekeeping

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I only have time for the truly important things…

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mommy… mom… mom…

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in dog years… we’ve been friends forever!

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this old thing? why, I’ve had it for hours…

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…and there were my keys right next to the jello mold!

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if you don’t like it, you can return it… to me

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a little spackle… a little paint… and we’re good as new!

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my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise

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personal fulfillment? eww… that sounds kind of dirty

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you call it peeping… I call it being neighborly

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bedtime? no thanks… I slept at the office

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I wish this were gin

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I wish this were gin

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I see you’ve already penciled in “hangover” for tomorrow morning

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sure, I set a bad example… fortunately my kids pay no attention to me

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…and then I said “only mommies are allowed to use that word”

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you can lead a horse to water… but I prefer tequila

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