Towels

make your own damn dinner

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because I’m the mother… that’s why

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the only thing left to polish off now is the gin

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hmm… you say tomato… I say Bloody Mary!

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what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, I’m making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve

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on second thought… let’s get drunk and order pizza!

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no…I do not think it’s time to get dinner started

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I truly amaze myself… this after five martinis!

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twinkle, twinkle, little cup… how’d my life get so f***ed up?

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expiration dates are for the weak

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jeepers, mom! I’d drink too if I had to do this all day!

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