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did somebody say “open bar”?

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I’m so happy it’s happy hour

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now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were Jewish

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I love not camping

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the tree wouldn’t be the only one getting lit this year

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ta-daa! now let’s have a cocktail…

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she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right

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why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?

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the mistletoe wasn’t the only thing that was going to get hammered

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she couldn’t even remember the last time she partied with adults

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breathalyze me!

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breathalyze me!

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cocktail hour did absolute wonders for office morale

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surely it must be five o’clock somewhere

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what’s a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?

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has anyone seen my hormones?

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the voices in my head are all demanding drinks

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we go together like drunk and disorderly

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walk faster… the children are catching up

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funny… I don’t recall asking for your opinion

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she could no longer pretend that he wasn’t an idiot

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my garden kicks ass

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I dreamed my whole house was clean…

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