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funny, I dont' recall asking for your opinion
Magnet
Mini Notes |
together, we will own your grandparents
Magnet
Mini Notes |
what muffled screams, officer?
Magnet |
whatever had she done? and with whom?
Magnet |
tadaa! now let's have a cocktail...
Flask
Magnet
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looking for trouble? look no further...
Magnet |
she could hardly wait to regret this
Magnet |
if by "happy" you mean trapped with no means of escape...? then yes,
I'm happy
Magnet |
remember sweetheart... mommy loves you, but she doesn't have to like
you
Magnet |
her dreamboat was about to hit a reef
Magnet |
she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right
Magnet |
she could never remember which was better...
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safe? or sorry?
Magnet |
you can't TiVo this, honey!
Magnet |
who wants mommy's low-fat snack bar?
Magnet |
thank goodness that's over with!
Magnet |
Hurrah!
At last I'm 40!
Magnet |
Hurrah!
At last I'm 50!
Button Pin
Magnet |
of course, it would have to look like an accident
Magnet |
beauty, it's not just
a job, it's an adventure
Compact
Cosmetic Bag |
and best of all is the matching thong
Emery Boards
Luggage Tag
Magnet
Vinyl Key Ring
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there was nothing
passive about her aggression
ID Case
Magnet
Pill Box |
armed and dangerous
Compact
Cosmetic Bag |
not all bad girls
wear black
Magnet
Messenger Bag |
born to be wild
Air Freshener
Button Pin
Coin Purse
Luggage Tag
Magnet
Mini Notes |
bite me
Air freshener
Button Pin
Magnet
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her proudest achievement was
staying blonde
Button Pin
Compact
Emery Boards
Magnet
Mini Notes
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and to think that I'm only using one-tenth of my brain
Air Freshener
File folder- included in pack
Magnet
Nifty Notepads
Sticky Notes |
I love not camping
Air Freshener
Button Pin
Compact
Emery Boards
Flask
Luggage Tag
Magnet
Mini Notes
Sticky Notes
Tote
Vinyl Key Ring |
think of me as a challenge
Coin Purse
Emery Boards
ID Case
Magnet
Messenger Bag
Sticky Notes |
maybe I want to look cheap
Button Pin
Compact
Cosmetic Case |
she had made yet another wise shopping decision
Mini Notes |
WOW! I get to give and AND change diapers!
Air Freshener
Magnet
Mini Notes
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domestically disabled
Air Freshener
ID Case
Luggage Tag
Magnet
Vinyl Key Ring
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I dreamed my whole house was clean
Air Freshener
File folder- included in pack
Luggage Tag
Magnet
Mini Notes
Nifty Notepads
Sticky Notes
Vinyl Key Ring |
you'll eat it...
you'll eat it and like it
Magnet
Magnetic Notepad
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she was one frozen entree away from a nervous breakdown
Magnet |
make mine estrogen
Magnet
Pill Box
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she has not yet decided whether to use her power for good...
or for evil
Emery Boards
ID
Case
Luggage Tag
Magnet
Messenger Bag
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surely it must be five o'clock somewhere
Air Freshener
Flask
Magnet
Sticky Notes
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frugal is such an
ugly word
Coin Purse
ID Case
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my garden kicks ass
Air Freshener
Button Pin
Magnet
Tote
Vinyl Key Ring |
do the words 'gifted and talented' mean anything to you?
Compact
Magnet
Mini Notes
Sticky Notes
Tote |
honey, you couldn't handle half of me
Button Pin
Coin Purse
Compact
Emery Boards
Luggage Tag
Magnet
Sticky Notes
Tote
Vinyl Key Ring |
of course it buys happiness
Air Freshener
Coin Purse
ID Case
Luggage Tag
Magnet
Vinyl Key Ring |
I'm so happy it's happy hour
Flask
Magnet
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she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her
File folder- included in pack
Nifty Notepads
Sticky Notes
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high maintenance doesn't even begin to cover it
Air Freshener
Coin Purse
Compact
Emery Boards
Luggage Tag
Magnet
Magnetic Notepad
Messenger Bag
Mini Notes
Sticky Notes
Vinyl Key Ring
Towel |
has anyone seen
my hormones?
Magnet
Pill Box
Sticky Notes
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she kind of enjoyed working for an idiot
File folder- included in pack
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Nifty Notepads
Sticky Notes
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make your own damn dinner
Air Freshener
Magnet
Magnetic Notepad
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she had every intention of making the same mistake twice
ID Case
Magnet
Vinyl Key Ring
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medicated and motivated
Air Freshener
Button Pin
Coin Purse
Flask
Luggage Tag
Magnet
Magnetic Notepad
Mini Notes
Pill Boxes
Sticky Notes
Vinyl Key Ring
Apron
Pot Holder
Towel |
I wish I were an only child
Magnet |
why yes, I am overqualified
File folder- included in pack
ID Case
Nifty Notepads
Sticky Notes
Vinyl Key Ring |
more paperwork please
File folder- included in pack
Nifty Notepads
Sticky Notes
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another day in paradise
Magnet
Magnetic Notepad
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all this and a paycheck too...
File folder- included in pack
Nifty Notepads
Sticky Notes
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she thought of him fondly as "Plan B"
Magnet
Mini Notes
Vinyl Key Ring |
she could no longer pretend that he wasn't an idiot
Magnet
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old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass
Coin Purse
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she could see no good reason to act her age
Air Freshener
Button Pin
Compact
Cosmetic Case
Emery Boards
Luggage Tag
Magnet
Sticky Notes
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the secret ingredient was resentment
Magnet
Magnetic Notepad
Apron
Towel
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can I retire now?
File folder- included in pack
Nifty Notepads
Sticky Notes
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nothing says "hello sailor" quite like ruby red lipstick
Cosmetic Case
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damn straight I keep score
Button Pin
Emery Boards
ID Case
Magnet
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true, there were side effects
Magnet
Pill Boxes
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I feel a sin coming on
Button Pin
Cosmetic Case
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they were so soft and tiny...
just like her ex
Magnet
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someone called...
about something
Air Freshener
File folder- included in pack
Nifty Notepads
Sticky Notes
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she had no intention of suffering alone
Compact
Luggage Tag
Magnet
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guess where I'm tattooed
Button Pin
Cosmetic Case
Emery Boards
Magnet
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an attitude is a terrible thing to waste
Coin Purse
Emery Boards
File folder- included in pack
Luggage Tag
Magnet
Nifty Notepads
Sticky Notes
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because I'm the mother... that's why
Magnet
Magnetic Notepad
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they shared everything... even their medication
Magnet
Pill Box
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she was the life of the Tupperware party
Magnet
Magnetic Notepad
Towels |
stop me before I volunteer again
Air Freshener
Button Pin
Emery Boards
File folder- included in pack
Magnet
Magnetic Notepad
Nifty Notepads
Sticky Notes
Towels |
just file it under
"who cares?"
File folder- included in pack
Nifty Notepads
Sticky Notes
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she was a work in progress
Cosmetic Case
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someone was going
to have to set a bad example
Air Freshener
Button Pin
ID Case
Luggage Tag
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