her
proudest achievement was
staying blonde
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she
could see no good reason to act her age
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stop
me before I volunteer again
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honey,
you couldn't handle half of me
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"high
maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover it
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I
love not camping
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damn straight I
keep score
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she had not yet
decided whether to use her powers
for good or for evil
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...and best of all
is the matching thong
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think of me
as a challenge
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guess
where I'm tatooed
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an attitude is a
terrible thing to waste
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