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Caption: "WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!"

Anne Says: “I designed this for a dear friend who had her first child at what I thought was an insanely advanced age. (I think she was actually 39. Big deal.)”
No matter what age you become a mom, there’s no amount of warning that can prepare you for the mountain of diapers you will buy, change, wash, cry on, dress stuffed animals in (because they really, really need them)…etc. And while the experience of giving birth soon fades into a (hopefully) mostly happy memory, the diapers just keep coming, and coming, and coming. That’s why this caption is guaranteed to bring tears to a mother’s eyes and makes a great gift for all the new, old, and soon-to-be moms in your life...

WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!
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Magnets

Our strong (and very funny) magnets are individually bagged for gift giving. 3 3/8"sq

$4.99 ea
Item #01041

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WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!
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Mini Notes

Talk about a wise shopping decision! Color-coordinated elastics hold the 68 lined pages of our nifty Mini Notes neatly in place in pocket or purse. 3"w x 5"h.

$5.49 ea
Item #44041

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WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!
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Shoppers

Save the planet while bringing home the bacon (or tofu) in our Earth-friendly Shoppers. Strong, reusable, water resistant Shoppers feature interior pocket, nylon shoulder straps, and matching piping. 15 3/4" x 15 1/2"h with 6 3/4" gusset.

$12.49 ea
Item #53041

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WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!
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Mini Tissues

These adorable Mini Tissue cubes look great on a desk, in the car, and in every room of the house!

3"w x 3"h x 3"d

$2.49 ea
Item #08041

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WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!
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Flash Drives

Our flashy wafer-style USB drives boast 8 GB of pure hilarity. These flash drives are the size and shape of a credit card (3.29” x 0.5”, 2.3 mm thick) and are perfect for storing and gifting data of all kinds. We’ve also pre-loaded 6 assorted image files from the Anne Taintor archives on each drive for your digital enjoyment.

$22.99 ea
Item #92041

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Sticky Notes:
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was she in love... or was it just allergies?

$2.49

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WTF???

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Flasks:
I should come with a warning label

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we go together like drunk and disorderly

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old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass

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