Caption: "remember, sweetie... I'll be checking it twice... at least twice"

Flasks:
we go together like drunk and disorderly

$21.99

Magnets:
stop me before I volunteer again

$4.99

Sticky Notes:
please call back when I give a damn

$4.49

Flasks:
I should come with a warning label

$21.99

Magnets:
we go together like drunk and disorderly

$4.99

Sticky Notes:
someone called...about something...

$4.49

Magnets:
if you're going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes

$4.99

Magnets:
walk faster... the children are catching up

$4.99