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Caption: "old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass"

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Magnets

Our strong (and very funny) magnets are individually bagged for gift giving. 3 3/8"sq

$4.99 ea
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Mini Notes

Talk about a wise shopping decision! Color-coordinated elastics hold the 68 lined pages of our nifty Mini Notes neatly in place in pocket or purse. 3"w x 5"h.

$5.49 ea
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Flasks

Our dandy little 4 oz. stainless steel Flasks (featuring wrap-around design) are truly pocket-sized, so a ladylike snort is always at your fingertips! Companion funnel makes refilling a snap.

$21.99 ea
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Magnetic Postcards

It's a postcard! It's a magnet! Write a message, affix a postcard-rate stamp, and pop in the mail. The delighted addressee then peels off the backing and has a new magnet to cherish forever and ever! Our clever Magnetic Postcards can be mailed at the standard USPS postcard rate. 6"w x 4"l.

$4.49 ea
Item #07285

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Shot Glasses

The perfect gift for hostess, for bridesmaid… for pretty much any occasion that involves alcohol. Our 2 oz. shot glasses meet CA Prop. 65 requirements, the strictest code in the market. (Strict and fun: just what you expect from Anne Taintor!) We’ve packaged each set of four glasses in a sturdy (and extremely attractive) display box to make gift-giving a sure shot.

Pair them with our popular Coasters for an even better than perfect gift!

Each 2 oz. glass is 4" tall.
Packed 4 glasses/set.

This set includes:
"old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass"
"surely it must be five o'clock somewhere"
"let's ignore our mothers' well-meant advice"
"someone was going to have to set a bad example"

$21.99 ea
Item #05606

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Emery Boards

Our fun and functional Emery Boards keep nails kitten-sharp and looking lovely. Each matchbook-style folder holds 12 nail-perfecting files. 2 3/16"w x 2 1/2"h.

$4.99 ea
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Lip Balms

Question: what makes you laugh out loud and moisturizes your lips at the same time? Our luscious SPF 15 lip balm in "honey pie" flavor is a perfect pick-up item for summer, or a perfect stocking stuffer for the holidays.

2 3/8" x 1 5/16" h x 7/16"d. Slide tins are individually shrink-wrapped.

$4.99 ea
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Cosmetic Bags

Strong, versatile, playful, and lovely... in a word: feminine. Our lush matte vinyl Cosmetic Bags are fully lined and have a detachable wristlette strap.
7 1/2"w x 5"h x 2 1/2"d.

Coordinates with Miss Taintor products!

$17.99 ea
Item #61285

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Mini Tissues

These adorable Mini Tissue cubes look great on a desk, in the car, and in every room of the house!

3"w x 3"h x 3"d

$2.49 ea
Item #08285

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Nail Files

When Miss Taintor needs to touch up her nails between manicures these medium-coarse files do the trick and make her smile.

3/4"w x 7"h

$2.75 ea
Item #02285

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Other products you may be interested in:

Flasks:
we go together like drunk and disorderly

$21.99

Sticky Notes:
someone called...about something...

$4.49

Magnetic Notepads:
why, I'd be delighted to put my needs last again

$5.99

Sticky Notes:
please call back when I give a damn

$4.49

Magnets:
if you're going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes

$4.99

Mini Tissues:
was she in love... or was it just allergies?

$2.49

Sticky Notes:
WTF???

$4.49

Magnets:
walk faster... the children are catching up

$4.99

 
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