Caption: "laundry! grocery shopping! carpool! and it's not even my birthday!"

Flasks:
old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass

$21.99

Magnets:
WTF???

$4.99

Mini Tissues:
was she in love... or was it just allergies?

$2.49

Magnets:
walk faster... the children are catching up

$4.99

Sticky Notes:
please call back when I give a damn

$4.49

Magnets:
You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.

$4.99

Magnets:
stop me before I volunteer again

$4.99

Flasks:
I'm going to be the most popular girl in rehab!

$21.99