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Caption: "I love not camping"

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Shoppers

Save the planet while bringing home the bacon (or tofu) in our Earth-friendly Shoppers. Strong, reusable, water resistant Shoppers feature interior pocket, nylon shoulder straps, and matching piping. 15 3/4" x 15 1/2"h with 6 3/4" gusset.

$12.49 ea
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Magnets

Our strong (and very funny) magnets are individually bagged for gift giving. 3 3/8"sq

$4.99 ea
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Mini Notes

Talk about a wise shopping decision! Color-coordinated elastics hold the 68 lined pages of our nifty Mini Notes neatly in place in pocket or purse. 3"w x 5"h.

$3.85 ea Sale!
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Emery Boards

Our fun and functional Emery Boards keep nails kitten-sharp and looking lovely. Each matchbook-style folder holds 12 nail-perfecting files. 2 3/16"w x 2 1/2"h

$4.99 ea
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Luggage Tags

Our eye-catching Luggage Tags are the next best thing to legroom. Durable matte vinyl tags (with sturdy straps and ID card inserts) make looking for your luggage almost a pleasure! 2 3/4"w x 4 1/4"I.

$8.99 ea
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Coasters

The perfect hostess gift (especially paired with our brand-new Shot Glasses-Coming Soon!) and a sure-fire conversation starter! Each set of six reusable Coasters includes two each of three designs.

Includes two each of "I love not camping", "born to be wild", "high maintenance" doesn't begin to cover it"

$5.99 ea
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Lip Balms

Question: what makes you laugh out loud and moisturizes your lips at the same time? Our luscious SPF 15 lip balm in "wild cherry" flavor is a perfect pick-up item for summer, or a perfect stocking stuffer for the holidays.

2 3/8" x 1 5/16" h x 7/16"d. Slide tins are individually shrink-wrapped.

$4.99 ea
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Magnetic Postcards

It's a postcard! It's a magnet! Write a message, affix a postcard-rate stamp, and pop in the mail. The delighted addressee then peels off the backing and has a new magnet to cherish forever and ever! Our clever Magnetic Postcards can be mailed at the standard USPS postcard rate. 6"w x 4"l.

$4.49 ea
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Cosmetic Bags

Strong, versatile, playful, and lovely... in a word: feminine. Our lush matte vinyl Cosmetic Bags are fully lined and have a detachable wristlette strap.
7 1/2"w x 5"h x 2 1/2"d.

Coordinates with Miss Taintor products!

$17.99 ea
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Mini Tissues

These adorable Mini Tissue cubes look great on a desk, in the car, and in every room of the house!

3"w x 3"h x 3"d

$2.49 ea
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Nail Files

When Miss Taintor needs to touch up her nails between manicures these medium-coarse files do the trick and make her smile.

3/4"w x 7"h

$2.75 ea
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Napkins

Just when you thought nothing could make your martini or daiquiri any more enjoyable... Pair up your glass with our fab beverage napkins!

Napkins are 5" x 5" (folded) and come packed 12 per design.

$4.99 ea
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Floaty Pens

Is anything more fun than a Floaty Pen? We can entertain ourselves for hours just watching that beach ball drift back and forth... back and forth... back and forth...

7/16"w x 5 3/8"l. Black ink.

$4.99 ea
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Other products you may be interested in:

Magnets:
WTF???

$4.99

Magnets:
stop me before I volunteer again

$4.99

Mini Tissues:
was she in love... or was it just allergies?

$2.49

Sticky Notes:
please call back when I give a damn

$4.49

Sticky Notes:
WTF???

$4.49

Magnets:
You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.

$4.99

Flasks:
I should come with a warning label

$21.99

Sticky Notes:
someone called...about something...

$4.49

 
Anne Taintor is the Original Vintage Humor Company