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Caption: ""high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover it"

Anne Says: “I was boarding an airplane en route to Hawaii. It’s always a little hard for me to get into vacation mode, so naturally I was thinking about captions. The man across the aisle told his friend how high maintenance his wife was, and I was not ashamed to eavesdrop.”

Sometimes husbands just don’t understand… This caption makes a perfect gift for those who choose to celebrate the often under-appreciated quality of being “high maintenance” – you, perhaps? Fill a “high maintenance” coin purse with a coordinating lip balm and mini-emery boards to make a great gift for your girlfriends. We know a mom who used the “high maintenance” totes to tote her cloth diaper laundry (and begged us for a version of this caption showing a baby). Find all the “high maintenance” items here and remember that you may be high maintenance, but you’re worth it!

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Totes

Who says you can't take it with you? You can take plenty in our strong, water-resistant, and reusable totes. Earth-friendly Totes feature snap closure, nylon straps, and matching piping
10"w x 12.5"h with 5" gusset.

$10.49 ea
Item #52276

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Coin Purses

Change is good; keep yours in these fully-lined matte vinyl Coin Purses, featuring kiss closures...and extremely witty captions. 3"w x 4"h x 1"d.

$9.99 ea
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Magnets

Our strong (and very funny) magnets are individually bagged for gift giving. 3 3/8"sq

$4.99 ea
Item #01276

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Mini Notes

Talk about a wise shopping decision! Color-coordinated elastics hold the 68 lined pages of our nifty Mini Notes neatly in place in pocket or purse. 3"w x 5"h.

$5.49 ea
Item #44276

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Emery Boards

Our fun and functional Emery Boards keep nails kitten-sharp and looking lovely. Each matchbook-style folder holds 12 nail-perfecting files. 2 3/16"w x 2 1/2"h

$4.99 ea
Item #03276

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Lip Balms

Question: what makes you laugh out loud and moisturizes your lips at the same time? Our luscious SPF 15 lip balm in "creme de la creme brulee" flavor is a perfect pick-up item for summer, or a perfect stocking stuffer for the holidays.

2 3/8" x 1 5/16" h x 7/16"d. Slide tins are individually shrink-wrapped.

$4.99 ea
Item #00276

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Anne Taintor is the Original Vintage Humor Company