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Caption: "born to be wild"

Anne Says: “When I started my business I glued little pictures on little pieces of wood, glued on little words and little pin backs, and drove all over the East Coast selling them at retail craft fairs. I was broke; I was cheap. I never stayed at a hotel after the show ended. Wherever I was, I packed up my booth and headed for home, often driving into the wee small hours of the morning. To keep myself awake I sang along with the radio. One morning, after I had been driving for about six hours and I was about a mile and a half from home sweet home, Steppenwolf’s “born to be wild” came on the radio. The very next morning I glued that phrase on half a dozen pictures. This is the one that stuck.”

This caption is perfect for staying in touch with your wild self, also makes a great gift for all the free spirits in your life. Nothing says “don’t do anything I wouldn’t do” like a “born to be wild” luggage tag. Or, invite Steppenwolf into your hip pocket with these handy flasks. Take a look at all the items sporting this caption here and remember to turn your music up loud enough to stay awake all night tonight…

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Shoppers

Save the planet while bringing home the bacon (or tofu) in our Earth-friendly Shoppers. Strong, reusable, water resistant Shoppers feature interior pocket, nylon shoulder straps, and matching piping. 15 3/4" x 15 1/2"h with 6 3/4" gusset.

$12.49 ea
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Coin Purses

Change is good; keep yours in these fully-lined matte vinyl Coin Purses, featuring kiss closures...and extremely witty captions.
3"w x 4"h x 1"d.

$9.99 ea
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Magnets

Our strong (and very funny) magnets are individually bagged for gift giving. 3 3/8"sq

$4.99 ea
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Mini Notes

Talk about a wise shopping decision! Color-coordinated elastics hold the 68 lined pages of our nifty Mini Notes neatly in place in pocket or purse. 3"w x 5"h.

$5.49 ea
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Flasks

Our dandy little 4 oz. stainless steel Flasks (featuring wrap-around design) are truly pocket-sized, so a ladylike snort is always at your fingertips! Companion funnel makes refilling a snap. 2 3/4"w x 4 1/4"h including lid.

$21.99 ea
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Emery Boards

Our fun and functional Emery Boards keep nails kitten-sharp and looking lovely. Each matchbook-style folder holds 12 nail-perfecting files. 2 3/16"w x 2 1/2"h.

$4.99 ea
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Luggage Tags

Our eye-catching Luggage Tags are the next best thing to legroom. Durable matte vinyl tags (with sturdy straps and ID card inserts) make looking for your luggage almost a pleasure! 2 3/4"w x 4 1/4"I.

$8.99 ea
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Lip Balms

Question: what makes you laugh out loud and moisturizes your lips at the same time? Our luscious SPF 15 lip balm in "wild watermelon" flavor is a perfect pick-up item for summer, or a perfect stocking stuffer for the holidays.

2 3/8" x 1 5/16" h x 7/16"d. Slide tins are individually shrink-wrapped.

$4.99 ea
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Magnetic Postcards

It's a postcard! It's a magnet! Write a message, affix a postcard-rate stamp, and pop in the mail. The delighted addressee then peels off the backing and has a new magnet to cherish forever and ever! Our clever Magnetic Postcards can be mailed at the standard USPS postcard rate. 6"w x 4"l.

$4.49 ea
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Mini Tissues

These adorable Mini Tissue cubes look great on a desk, in the car, and in every room of the house!

3"w x 3"h x 3"d

$2.49 ea
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Nail Files

When Miss Taintor needs to touch up her nails between manicures these medium-coarse files do the trick and make her smile.

3/4"w x 7"h

$2.75 ea
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Cosmetic Bags

Strong, versatile, playful, and lovely... in a word: feminine. Our lush matte vinyl Cosmetic Bags are fully lined and have a detachable wristlette strap.
7 1/2"w x 5"h x 2 1/2"d.

Check out our coordinating Miss Taintor personal care products!

$17.99 ea
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Floaty Pens

Is anything more fun than a Floaty Pen? We can entertain ourselves for hours just watching that beach ball drift back and forth... back and forth... back and forth...

7/16"w x 5 3/8"l. Black ink.

$4.99 ea
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Other products you may be interested in:

Magnetic Notepads:
hmm... you say tomato... I say Bloody Mary!

$5.99

Sticky Notes:
please call back when I give a damn

$4.49

Sticky Notes:
WTF???

$4.49

Mini Tissues:
was she in love... or was it just allergies?

$2.49

Magnets:
if you're going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes

$4.99

Sticky Notes:
she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her

$4.49

Magnets:
You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.

$4.99

Flasks:
we go together like drunk and disorderly

$21.99

 
Anne Taintor is the Original Vintage Humor Company